Post by Aaron Burr on Dec 16, 2009 17:18:07 GMT -5
Now, I hate Golf as much as any normal American should. It's the stupidest sport to be invented since cup stacking. I'm sure more people share my feelings but most of them are trapped in their societal roles and lack the courage to take a stand.
So basically, all my Golfing buddies think I'm a jerk. I can't say as I blame them too much. After all, I'm the guy that makes the caddy walk with the bag while I ride in the cart. I'm the guy that replaces divots simply because it's the easiest way to get rid of candy bar wrappers. And yes, I'm the guy that pees in the ball washing thingy.
But I'm also the guy who came up with the idea of combining cemeteries with Golf courses. Yeah, that guy that brokered a million dollar deal with Thailand to do just that.
So all my Golfing buddies think I'm rich jerk. Which in the Golfing community, is high praise indeed.
So anyway, one day me and Mikey and Bob and "Dana don't call me Joe" Joe hit the links down on Thurston because it was a Wednesday and no one had been there before. (Wednesday's are half priced green fee's day.) It still came out to be over 200 bucks a man to play 9 holes but nobody else but me seemed to mind.
So we head over to the first Tee and I crack the first beer of the day to get ready for the tortuous boredom that lay ahead of me. I pull up to watch "Dana don't call me Joe" Joe tee off when WHAM! Some pole smoker hits me upside the head with a sliced shot from the 7th tee and knocks me out cold. Next thing I know Mikey and Bob are standing over me wondering out loud how much cash I might be carrying.
So basically, all my Golfing buddies think I'm a jerk. I can't say as I blame them too much. After all, I'm the guy that makes the caddy walk with the bag while I ride in the cart. I'm the guy that replaces divots simply because it's the easiest way to get rid of candy bar wrappers. And yes, I'm the guy that pees in the ball washing thingy.
But I'm also the guy who came up with the idea of combining cemeteries with Golf courses. Yeah, that guy that brokered a million dollar deal with Thailand to do just that.
So all my Golfing buddies think I'm rich jerk. Which in the Golfing community, is high praise indeed.
So anyway, one day me and Mikey and Bob and "Dana don't call me Joe" Joe hit the links down on Thurston because it was a Wednesday and no one had been there before. (Wednesday's are half priced green fee's day.) It still came out to be over 200 bucks a man to play 9 holes but nobody else but me seemed to mind.
So we head over to the first Tee and I crack the first beer of the day to get ready for the tortuous boredom that lay ahead of me. I pull up to watch "Dana don't call me Joe" Joe tee off when WHAM! Some pole smoker hits me upside the head with a sliced shot from the 7th tee and knocks me out cold. Next thing I know Mikey and Bob are standing over me wondering out loud how much cash I might be carrying.