Post by Aaron Burr on Dec 23, 2009 21:36:52 GMT -5
So here's another example of a thread that doesn't fit any place. This one is about books you are giving for Christmas, or books you want to get.
I only give out books for Christmas. Because I'm a traditionalist and I have very little patience for stupid people. So I figure I have to do my part as an Evil Conservative to help spread knowledge and such like to the fork and spoon crowd.
Anyway, I got back from the bookstore today with the last of my shopping. Tell me what you think, or compile your own list.
1. The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook. (invaluable)
2. Our Dumb World. (onion press, offers free globe inside on cover.)
3. Bigger Damner Book of Sheer Manliness (nuff said)
4. The complete Dick Tracy 1942-44
5. The Boys Book..how to be best at everything.
6. A pitchur' book about Prescott AZ, (where I live now)
7. Big Book of Animals
8. Chilluns' World Atlas.
I've got everyone covered....but I'll most likely stop at a few truck stops on the way to Cali, so you never know.
Anyway, Happy Christmas and all that, I'll see you all in a few days.
On Edit. I haven't the slightest idea what you're going on about old bean....unless you hate Christmas...I don't see anything offensive in my latest brilliant and witty post.
I am a bit curious however, as to why the reply function doesn't work on this thread anymore. Thus forcing me to reply to your post up here instead of below.
I only give out books for Christmas. Because I'm a traditionalist and I have very little patience for stupid people. So I figure I have to do my part as an Evil Conservative to help spread knowledge and such like to the fork and spoon crowd.
Anyway, I got back from the bookstore today with the last of my shopping. Tell me what you think, or compile your own list.
1. The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook. (invaluable)
2. Our Dumb World. (onion press, offers free globe inside on cover.)
3. Bigger Damner Book of Sheer Manliness (nuff said)
4. The complete Dick Tracy 1942-44
5. The Boys Book..how to be best at everything.
6. A pitchur' book about Prescott AZ, (where I live now)
7. Big Book of Animals
8. Chilluns' World Atlas.
I've got everyone covered....but I'll most likely stop at a few truck stops on the way to Cali, so you never know.
Anyway, Happy Christmas and all that, I'll see you all in a few days.
On Edit. I haven't the slightest idea what you're going on about old bean....unless you hate Christmas...I don't see anything offensive in my latest brilliant and witty post.
I am a bit curious however, as to why the reply function doesn't work on this thread anymore. Thus forcing me to reply to your post up here instead of below.
