Post by Attero Dominatus on Aug 9, 2011 21:16:16 GMT -5
www.space.com/10887-saturn-moon-mimas-photos-death-star.html
For almost a century now, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has been hard at work converting Mimas into a multi-purpose battle station to combat socialism and communism world wide. Tunnels were dug and caves were blasted out to install antimatter power reactors and an enormous array of charged particle beam cannons. Electrons and protons are fired from the crater rim at a central point where they become hydrogen atoms and cancel out each other's angle of fire, formimg a relativistic atom beam that fires along the moon's axis. As soon as these atoms hit the atmosphere, they heat up and emit hard x-rays according to the blackbody thermal radiation phenomenon, incinerating an area the size of a continent.
For almost a century now, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has been hard at work converting Mimas into a multi-purpose battle station to combat socialism and communism world wide. Tunnels were dug and caves were blasted out to install antimatter power reactors and an enormous array of charged particle beam cannons. Electrons and protons are fired from the crater rim at a central point where they become hydrogen atoms and cancel out each other's angle of fire, formimg a relativistic atom beam that fires along the moon's axis. As soon as these atoms hit the atmosphere, they heat up and emit hard x-rays according to the blackbody thermal radiation phenomenon, incinerating an area the size of a continent.
